Scene: Watching a program on ninjas on Military Channel.
Ninja simulation - man is taken down with what looks like long gardening shears.

Me: Now that's a bad way to go
D: He didn't get pwned, he got pruned.

Me and Thing1: *fall off couch*

*watching men's beach volleyball ( Read more... )

*sets scene* D has just beat one of the Ghost Recon games after many hours of cussing and throwing things in frustration ( Read more... )